Wagner group agrees to retreat to their mom's basement

Wagner group agrees to retreat to their mom's basement

In a shocking turn of events, the Wagner group, known for their military operations in Ukraine and Syria, has decided to retreat to their mom's basement. The move came unexpected to many, including their own members who were caught off guard. "I thought we were going to take over the world, not play video games at my mom's house," said one disgruntled member.

Sources say the group has set up a series of monitors and gaming systems in their new headquarters, where they plan to spend most of their time playing Fortnite and Call of Duty. They have also reportedly stocked up on a large supply of Mountain Dew and Cheetos to fuel their gaming sessions.

While many are shocked at the sudden change in the group's plans, one expert believes that this was the logical next step for the organization. "It's clear that the Wagner group was in over their heads with their military operations," said the expert, who wished to remain anonymous. "Retreating to their mom's basement is really the only option they had left."

As for the future of the group, it's unclear what their next move will be. Will they continue to expand their video game collection? Will they attempt to take over their mom's kitchen by cooking elaborate meals? Only time will tell.

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