Utah's mountains declare themselves genderfluid, demand to be referred to as 'pink/red' instead of 'white'

Utah's mountains declare themselves genderfluid, demand to be referred to as 'pink/red' instead of 'white'

In a stunning move, the mountains of Utah have declared themselves genderfluid and are demanding to be referred to as 'pink/red' instead of 'white'. The announcement was made by an obscure group of mountain climbers who claim to speak for the majestic mountains. 'For too long, we have been oppressed by the cisgendered community who refuse to acknowledge our true nature,' they declared in a press conference. 'We demand that all maps, signs, and official documents reflect our true identity.' The move has sparked outrage among conservative Utah residents who see it as another example of liberal, politically correct nonsense. The debate around the gender of mountains is sure to continue for some time, but for now, the mountains are standing their ground. Only time will tell if other geological features will follow suit in this latest trend.

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