Satan beginning to feel the LGBTQ community is too mainstream, might switch to anti-vaccination

Satan beginning to feel the LGBTQ community is too mainstream, might switch to anti-vaccination

"Satan has expressed his frustration with the current status quo of the LGBTQ community, claiming that it has become too mainstream," said Hell's spokesperson. "He's been looking for a new group to align himself with, and anti-vaxxers might just be that group." Satan's representatives have reportedly reached out to several prominent anti-vaccination advocates to explore possible collaboration opportunities. According to satirical sources, Satan sees anti-vaxxers as a more radical and fringe group that aligns with his personal values. Anti-vaxxers have yet to comment on the potential partnership with Satan. In related news, the Flat Earth Society has expressed their disappointment in not being considered for the partnership, stating that they have been overlooked once again in favor of more mainstream groups."

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