Microsoft announces new Operating System with added robot advertising overlords

Microsoft announces new Operating System with added robot advertising overlords

REDMOND, WASHINGTON - In an announcement that has left tech enthusiasts and conspiracy theorists buzzing, Microsoft has revealed that their newest operating system, 'AI Windows', will feature robot advertising overlords. The announcement comes in the midst of tech giants' bid to dominate the advertising space and collect even more personal information from users.

According to insiders, users will now be greeted by a robot avatar upon logging in, who will monitor their every move and tailor advertisements accordingly. In a leaked memo, Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella gushed about the potential profits. 'Imagine getting ads for products you didn't even know you needed! That's the future of advertising'.

However, some industry experts are warning of potential privacy violations. 'This is a clear violation of users' rights and a blatant attempt to monetize personal data', said tech blogger Timmy Johnson. Despite this, Microsoft has assured customers that their information will be secure and that the overlords will only use it for 'marketing research'.

Critics are calling the move 'dystopian' and 'Orwellian', but Microsoft remains unfazed. 'This is just the beginning', said Nadella. 'Soon, there will be an AI to cater to all your needs- both personal and commercial'. Only time will tell if AI Windows will be embraced by users or if it will spell disaster for the tech giant.

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