Local Starbucks Rejects Workers' Demand for a Live Unicorn in Store

Local Starbucks Rejects Workers' Demand for a Live Unicorn in Store

In a stunning move, Starbucks has rejected the demands of their workers to bring a live unicorn into the store. The unicorn, which was set to be kept in a special enclosure next to the espresso machines, would provide a much-needed boost of morale for the overworked employees. The baristas had pointed out that the mystical creature would also appeal to a younger demographic and create a unique, Instagrammable experience for customers.

However, Starbucks management did not see things the same way. "We appreciate the enthusiasm of our workers, but a live unicorn is simply not practical," explained a spokesperson for the company. "First of all, unicorns are not real. Second, even if they were, they would be expensive to feed and maintain. Finally, we do not want to create an environment where any of our employees feel uncomfortable or unsafe. Not all unicorns are friendly."

The workers, who had already begun designing special aprons and cups for the unicorn-themed drinks, were understandably disappointed. One employee, who wished to remain anonymous, spoke out. "This is discrimination against unicorns! Starbucks is not providing equal opportunities for mythical creatures," she complained. "This kind of prejudice has no place in our society."

The baristas plan to protest the decision by wearing rainbow-colored hairnets and Unicorn Lives Matter buttons to work next week. In response to rumors that the workers may go on strike, Starbucks issued a statement expressing confidence that their operations would not be affected. "We believe in the power of our brand, and we have faith that customers will continue to value the quality of our coffee, regardless of whether or not a unicorn is present," the statement read. Only time will tell if the coffee giant can weather this storm, or if they will need to step up their game and bring in the mythical creature after all.