Hunter Trips and Drops Crack On Lady Justice's Scales

Hunter Trips and Drops Crack On Lady Justice's Scales

Lady Justice was reportedly 'high' on crack today after Hunter Biden allegedly tripped and dropped his stash on her scales. Eyewitnesses say Lady Justice was 'totally out of it' as she waved her sword around and ran in circles. 'It was like watching a one-woman circus,' one onlooker remarked. The incident caused a major disruption in the courtroom, with proceedings grinding to a halt as everyone watched Lady Justice cut loose. As of press time, it's unclear if Hunter will face any charges, but sources close to the case say Lady Justice is definitely pressing for a share of his stash.

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