GM mistakenly invests $632 million in Indiana Jones adventure park

GM mistakenly invests $632 million in Indiana Jones adventure park

GM announced today that they have made a bold new investment, putting $632 million towards their new venture: the Indiana Jones adventure park. The announcement comes as a surprise to many, as the beloved archaeologist has not been relevant since Harrison Ford was still considered a young man.

The park claims to offer a true-to-life experience, with guests being chased by giant papier-mâché boulders and plagued by animatronic snakes. However, sources close to the project have suggested that the rides will be about as thrilling as a trip to the DMV.

Many have criticized GM for their seemingly random investment choices, with some suggesting that they plan to open a line of 'Knight Rider' inspired cars next. However, spokesperson Mary Barra has defended the decision, stating that 'Indiana Jones represents adventure and exploration, which aligns perfectly with our brand'.

Despite the initial confusion, many are excited for the park's opening, with one fan stating 'I can't wait to wait in line for hours just to be underwhelmed by a mediocre ride'. Only time will tell if GM's investment will pay off.

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