Florida scientist breaks record for eating unhealthiest meal underwater and resurfaces looking like a deep-fried sea creature

In a stunning feat of endurance and indulgence, a Florida scientist broke the record for eating the unhealthiest meal underwater. While most of us limit our snacks to non-crumbly options, the culinary adventurer decided to do the opposite by diving into the depths of the ocean with a bucket of fried chicken and a gallon of gravy. Unfortunately, he resurfaced looking like a deep-fried sea creature. It turns out, the grease from the chicken reacts poorly with salt water, resulting in a crispy coating that even Colonel Sanders would be proud of. One witness recalls, 'it was like watching a sausage explode in slow motion.' The scientist himself was unavailable for comment, as he was too busy contending with the seagulls circling his head. This is a cautionary tale to all foodies out there: even if a recipe sounds like a good idea, it's always smarter to eat it in a real, non-submerged kitchen.