Colorado Rockies turn to amateur rocket scientists to help launch two home runs in one game against the Padres

In a surprising move, the Colorado Rockies have turned to a group of amateur rocket scientists to help launch two home runs in a single game against the Padres. The team, desperate for a victory, reportedly reached out to the group of scientists after hearing about their impressive skills in launching rockets.

According to sources, the scientists were able to use their expertise to craft custom-made baseballs that were able to travel farther and faster through the air, resulting in the two game-winning home runs. The players were reportedly thrilled with the new baseballs and praised the rocket scientists for their contributions.

Despite some initial skepticism from fans, the Rockies have defended their decision to enlist the help of the rocket scientists and are reportedly considering bringing them on as official team consultants. In a statement, the team said, 'We're always looking for innovative solutions to help our players succeed, and we think the rocket scientists brought a unique perspective to the game.'

While some critics have raised concerns about the safety of using rocket science in baseball, others have praised the Rockies for their creativity and outside-the-box thinking. Only time will tell if other teams will follow suit and turn to science to gain a competitive edge on the field.