NCAA replaces softball with dodgeball in tournament to increase ratings and injuries

NCAA replaces softball with dodgeball in tournament to increase ratings and injuries

In an effort to increase ratings and create more injuries, the NCAA has announced that softball will be replaced with dodgeball in their upcoming tournament. Officials claim that dodgeball is a more thrilling sport that is sure to draw in a larger audience, especially given the fact that players will be pegging each other with balls at high speeds. 'We believe that this change will really shake things up and keep viewers engaged,' said NCAA spokesperson John Smith. 'Plus, there's nothing quite like the sound of a dodgeball hitting someone in the face.'

Critics have questioned the decision, pointing out that dodgeball is not a traditional sport and that the risk of injury is much higher. However, the NCAA has reassured players and fans alike that proper safety precautions will be taken, including mandatory helmets and padding. 'We're confident that everyone will come out of this with only minor broken bones,' Smith added.

While some players are excited for the change, others are less enthusiastic. 'I signed up for softball, not dodgeball,' said junior pitcher Sarah Johnson. 'I don't want to get hit in the face with a ball made of rubber.' Only time will tell whether this bold move by the NCAA will pay off, or simply result in more injuries and lower turnout among players and fans alike.

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