NASA brings back Pluto as compensation for missing supernova

NASA brings back Pluto as compensation for missing supernova

In a surprising move, NASA has announced that they will be bringing back Pluto as a form of compensation for missing a supernova. According to sources within the organization, the decision was made after a heated debate between scientists and bureaucrats over the best way to make up for the blunder.

While some argued for a more traditional approach, such as donating money to astronomy related charities or offering free space shuttle rides to affected families, ultimately it was the scientists who won out with their unique proposal.

"We figured, hey, if we messed up this bad, we might as well do something crazy to make up for it," said lead astronomer Dr. Jane Smith. "We know Pluto technically isn't a planet anymore, but we think bringing it back will not only be a great way to say sorry, but also a huge scientific achievement."

NASA has declined to comment further on the matter, but it is rumored that the mission to bring Pluto back to our solar system will involve a team of highly-trained astronauts, state-of-the-art technology, and a whole lot of duct tape.

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