Killer whales decide to switch from seals to boats for their latest diet fad

Killer whales decide to switch from seals to boats for their latest diet fad

Marine biologists were baffled when killer whales were recently seen chasing boats instead of their usual prey, seals. In a shocking turn of events, it seems the killer whales have decided to switch to boats for their latest diet fad. “It’s an exciting development in the marine world,” said one biologist, “we never expected to see such innovation from these apex predators.” The boats in question are being modified with extra padding and reinforced hulls to withstand the new onslaught of whale attacks. Some are even being retrofitted with grappling hooks to catch the whales in the act. PETA has condemned the practice, calling it ‘cruel and inhumane’ to the marine giants. However, many boat owners are reportedly thrilled with the new-found attention their vessels are receiving. Only time will tell how long this trend will last, as the killer whales are known for their fickle dietary preferences.

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