Janet Yellen told bank CEOs more mergers may be necessary, sources say, so banks can finally merge into a giant Voltron-style bank

In a closed door meeting, Janet Yellen, who serves on the board of governors for the Federal Reserve System, deemed it good news that mergers between banks may be necessary to promote competition on Wall Street. After much contemplation and debate, Yellen arrived at the conclusion that the best course of action for struggling banks is to join forces, Lord of the Rings style, and form a Voltron-esque banking entity. In response to the revelation, several CEOs reportedly raised the concern that their banks would be relegated to the role of limbs on the mighty financial behemoth. Despite these fears, Yellen stated that Voltron-banks must rise in order to take on the behemoths that are tech giants like Apple and Amazon. However, sources say that a group of woke Twitter users took to the social media platform to express their disdain for the Yellen's plan. One user stated, 'I'm tired of these old people using cartoon references to describe serious economic policies,' while another replied, 'Are we really going to entrust our financial future to a giant robot made up of banks?' The sentiment on Twitter was echoed by a lone Wall Street protester, who shouted, 'We don't need Voltron-banks, we need a banking system that actually works for everyday people!' Nevertheless, it remains to be seen whether a giant bank monstrosity will emerge from the ashes of Wall Street or if Voltron will remain a cartoon dream.