‘Fast X’ inspires world record for longest yawn during a movie

‘Fast X’ inspires world record for longest yawn during a movie

In a stunning display of human endurance and boredom, a moviegoer has reportedly set a new world record for the longest yawn during a film. The individual, who prefers to remain anonymous due to the potential embarrassment of holding such a title, claims to have been inspired by the recent release of ‘Fast X’.

According to witnesses, the yawn began innocently enough during a particularly slow and uneventful scene in the movie. However, as the minutes ticked by and the lack of action continued, the yawn quickly escalated into a marathon event that left onlookers both impressed and slightly concerned for the individual’s well-being.

‘I’ve never seen anything like it’, said one witness, ‘It was like watching a slow-motion car crash - I couldn’t look away.’

Despite the physical toll of the yawn, the individual is reportedly proud of their achievement and is considering attempting to break their own record during the upcoming release of ‘Fast X’ sequel, ‘Faster X: Even More Furious’.

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