Belarus President Lukashenko elected as Astronaut of the Year after claiming to have missed the event due to intergalactic travel

Belarus President Lukashenko elected as Astronaut of the Year after claiming to have missed the event due to intergalactic travel

Belarus President Lukashenko Elected Astronaut of the Year

In a stunning turn of events, Belarus President Alexander Lukashenko has been crowned the Astronaut of the Year. Mr. Lukashenko claims that he missed the actual event as he was busy touring the cosmic realm and only just recently returned.

Many are questioning the legitimacy of the award, with some speculating that it could be politically motivated. Others are marveling at Mr. Lukashenko's apparent ability to travel through space, despite having no known experience as an astronaut.

The ceremony was held behind closed doors, with only a small group of hand-picked attendees in attendance. When asked for comment, a spokesperson for the Astronaut Association stated, "We cannot reveal the criteria used for selecting the winner. All we can say is that Mr. Lukashenko has truly earned this prestigious honor."

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