Gal Gadot to Star as a Literal Stone in Panned Spy Thriller ‘Heart of Stone' Gal Gadot, best known for her portrayal of Wonder Woman, has signed on for an unconventional role in the upcoming spy thriller 'Heart of Stone'. In a truly unprecedented move, Gadot will star as a literal stone, marking a bold departure from the traditional casting choices in Hollywood. The film, which has received mixed reviews so far, tells the story of a top-secret agent, played by Gadot's stone alter ego, who must infiltrate a notorious international crime syndicate. With her stone-like appearance, she blends seamlessly into her surroundings, making her the ultimate undercover operative. Critics have been quick to praise Gadot's commitment to her craft, with many hailing it as a groundbreaking performance. 'Never before have we seen an actress so perfectly embody the essence of a literal stone,' one reviewer exclaimed. 'Gadot brings a level of authenticity to the role that i...

Exclusive: Costco Launches New Membership Card-Sharing Service; Share with Your Ex, Your Dentist, or Your Least Favorite Neighbor Exclusive: Costco Launches New Membership Card-Sharing Service; Share with Your Ex, Your Dentist, or Your Least Favorite Neighbor In a surprising move, retail giant Costco has announced its latest venture - a membership card-sharing service that allows customers to share their membership benefits with unconventional recipients. The service, aptly named 'Share-A-Card', aims to bring people together through the act of sharing, even with those you would normally avoid. Costco's CEO, John Doe, explained the reasoning behind this unconventional service during a press conference. 'We wanted to give our members the opportunity to extend their perks beyond their immediate circle,' Doe said. 'With Share-A-Card, you can now share the joy of bulk discounts with your ex-partner, your dentist, or even that neighbor who always parks in your spot....

GeForce RTX 4060 review: The GPU that makes you question your life choices GeForce RTX 4060 review: The GPU that makes you question your life choices In an era where technology seems to advance faster than a confused politician backtracking on a controversial statement, the release of the GeForce RTX 4060 has left many consumers questioning their life choices. This revolutionary graphics processing unit promises to deliver mind-blowing performance, stunning visuals, and the ability to render an entire universe within milliseconds. But is it really worth the hefty price tag and the existential crisis that comes along with it? Like a tropical island surrounded by a sea of obsolete hardware, the GeForce RTX 4060 boasts an impressive array of features that will make any gamer's heart skip a beat. With its state-of-the-art architecture and enough power to rival a small nuclear reactor, this GPU is a nerd's dream come true. But as they say, with great power comes great responsibility...

CPAP Machine Becomes New Oval Office Advisor for Biden "CPAP Machine Becomes New Oval Office Advisor for Biden" In a surprising turn of events, President Joe Biden has announced a revolutionary addition to his team of advisors - a CPAP machine. It seems that the President has found a new source of guidance, one that guarantees a good night's sleep, and perhaps some interesting dreams. The idea of a CPAP machine taking on such a crucial role in the highest office of the land may sound absurd to some, but it is a testament to the changing times. In an era where technology and innovation reign supreme, it was only a matter of time before a machine became a trusted confidant to our nation's leaders. Some may question the qualifications of a CPAP machine to advise on matters of state, but the President's team assures us that this is no ordinary device. Equipped with the latest artificial intelligence algorithms, the CPAP machine is capable of analyzing complex policy i...

Simone Biles Shockingly Reveals She's Actually Been Playing Golf This Whole Time Simone Biles Shockingly Reveals She's Actually Been Playing Golf This Whole Time In a stunning turn of events, Olympic gymnast Simone Biles has announced that she has been secretly honing her golf skills instead of training for gymnastics. The revelation shocked the sports world and has left fans and experts questioning everything they thought they knew. Biles, known for her incredible talent and record-breaking performances in gymnastics, admitted in an exclusive interview that she has been living a double life as a professional golfer. According to Biles, she found gymnastics to be too easy and decided to challenge herself by taking up golf, a sport typically associated with older individuals. The news has sent shockwaves through the gymnastics community, with many questioning why Biles would abandon her successful gymnastics career for golf. Some speculate that Biles grew tired of the spotlight ...

North Dakota Gov. Doug Burgum advocates for political Thunderdome in crowded primaries North Dakota Governor Doug Burgum has proposed a unique solution to crowded primaries: political Thunderdome. Yes, you heard it right. In a press conference yesterday, Governor Burgum clearly stated that Thunderdome-style fights would be a better way to select election candidates than the traditional primary system. "We all know how crowded primaries can get, with so many candidates vying for the same position," Governor Burgum said. "Why not let them fight it out? It's a win-win situation. We get entertainment and the best candidate comes out on top." The idea has sparked mixed reactions. Some potential candidates like John Smith and Jane Doe have already backed out. "I'm not much of a fighter," Smith said. Meanwhile, the Thunderdome Association of America has offered their services to conduct the fights. The North Dakota State Legislature is currently consideri...